Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Top 10 Favourite Figure Skating Programs

Yes, I am a big figure skating fan. Even when I was a kid and could hardly stand up on hire skates, I loved watching skating and have dozens of figure skating VHS tapes that have been watched so many times, I'm surprised they even play any more.

Here are my favourite figure skating performances/programs of all time, some of which inspired me to give the sport a go myself, despite being totally uncoordinated and not in the slightest bit athletic. 

10. Vanessa Gusmeroli -1998 Nagano Olympics Free Program (Batman and The Big Blue)

I'm not the biggest fan of this girl's skating style. It's very strong, forceful and not the delicate style that I love about figure skating but I love this program for the middle Big Blue slow section and particularly the amazing split she puts into the choreography. It's interesting footwork and unusual elements and I really like it. 


9. Chen Lu - Adios Nonino (1998 Nagano Olympics SP) 

I actually really liked Chen Lu in the 90s. I really admired her guts this particular year, given all of the set backs she had had in the previous couple of years with coaches, injury, a growth spurt, federation... the fact that she did so well in that Olympics was testament to her drive and determination. 

This program's choreography is fantastic (I think it was Sandra Bezic) and the music is one of my favourites. I'm a big Piazzolla fan. This program set her up for her bronze medal overall and I really love it. 


8. Yuzuru Hanyu - NHK Trophy 2015 World Record. 

How can you go past this program? It is like watching history being made right in front of your eyes. I love the intensity Yuzu has in his eyes all the way through, especially when he goes right into the step sequence at the end of the program. Amazing focus! What I love the most about Yuzuru Hanyu is that he is always striving for more - he was reportedly disappointed that he didn't receive +3 GOE for the step sequence. It's worth it though just watching Brian Orser's reaction when Yuzu comes off the ice. Two legends right there! 


7. Kurt Browning - Singin' In The Rain

Probably my favourite musical of all time performed through my favourite sport of all time by a figure skating legend. This is extremely clever. It always scared me a little just how much water was on the ice surface when Kurt Browning did this, especially performing those jumps. 

Awesome! 


6. Kristi Yamaguchi - 1992 Worlds LP 

Kristi Yamaguchi was really the skater who made me truly fall in love with figure skating at the age of 13. There are so many skaters who jump, skate, jump, spin... skating from one element to the next, and that is it. Yes, jumps and spins are important but the skaters that I love are the ones who make it truly part of the choreography and that is what Kristi did. Her jumps always seemed an extension of the steps before it. Now in an age where skaters all seem to be jumping beans (I'm looking at you, Evgenia Medvedeva), Kristi was all about artistry and that's what interests me the most in skating, so I will always come back to watch her.



5. Sasha Cohen - 2006 Torino Olympics SP "Dark Eyes" 

I was never the biggest fan of Sasha Cohen. Her inconsistency with jumping and uncanny ability to somewhat choke under pressure made me uneasy when watching her. I was pleased for Shizuka Arakawa to beat her in Torino overall who I had watched since she was a junior. But I must say that Sasha Cohen's Dark Eyes program was bloody stunning. Her spiral sequence is absolutely incredible for her control and amazing flexibility and there was no choking in sight in this program. She had so many good qualities as a skater. I just wish she had been able to pull them out under pressure.


4. Queen Kim Yuna - 2010 Vancouver Olympics LP "Gershwin Piano Concerto" 

What a star Yuna Kim was in this program. Well deserving of a world record. She was just so cool, calm and collected in the whole competition, she made all her jumps look as easy as single jumps and earned her nickname for her almost regal performance. Truly stunning performance and this is coming from a big fan of her rival Mao Asada. It does help that I absolutely love the music she chose. Everything Brian Orser touches seems to turn to gold!



 3. Jason Brown - 2014 US Nationals "Riverdance" 

Jason Brown didn't have a quad (still doesnt consistently). Who the fuck cares! This program is, quite frankly, fucking incredible! I love this kid! He is s truly special skater because even at his young age, he understands that there is more to skating than the elements. It is a performance sport and he performs the shit out of this program. There is a real dance element to his performance and as a musician, this is oh so important to me. I look forward to every time he skates.


2. Phillippe Candeloro - D'Artagnan 1998 season 

And now to another skater who was all about artistry. Probably one of my fave skaters of all time, Philippe Candeloro was all about character and having fun on the ice which is what skating should be all about! Getting the most out of the music and the story of the program. And this was my favourite of his performances for the step sequence alone. A swashbuckling sword fight on skates! Too many falls to win, having started from too far behind after the short but he still managed to clinch bronze with a very impressive presentation score. His exhibition skate on ice playing around with this program in the Gala afterwards I could just watch on a loop. Hilarious!


1. Michelle Kwan "Lyra Angelica" 1998 Nagano Olympics LP. 

I get teary EVERY TIME I watch this program. It really is the most gorgeous skating I have ever seen. A beautifully choreographed program with stunning music. It is so easy to forget just how young Michelle was when she did this very mature program - just 17. I feel she was far superior to Tara Lipinski who just annoyed me. Tara may have had the technical score but the artistry simply wasn't there and her jumps were sloppy, untidy and not high at all. I really think Michelle should have won and probably could have with today's scoring due to the use of GOE.

My favourite part of this program are her spins. I dream of being able to spin like her. The beautiful lay back positions, the camel spin in the opposite direction (!) and perfectly centred sit spins. And her beautiful long spiral - wow! She cried after this program because she was so happy and I cried with her. My favourite skater ever.


Thursday, December 22, 2016

Top 10 Favourite Christmas Movies

I hereby countdown my favourite movies to watch during the festive season! Merry Christmas! 

10. Bushfire Moon

Most Christmas movies are all about snow and open fires and eggnog and Christmas stockings. It's a little hard to relate to when you've grown up with Christmas in summer in one of the hottest, driest countries in the world. This little Aussie movie from 1987 is the antithesis of that - set in the 1890s Australian outback, it has Charles Bud Tingwell as a drifter who gets mistaken by a little boy for Father Christmas. It's gorgeous!  



9. Die Hard

I don't care what anyone says - Die Hard is a Christmas movie. 


8. The Ref

This movie is, quite frankly, hilarious. It's about a burglar who breaks into a house, taking the occupants hostage but regretting it immediately because the family are a bunch of dysfunctional tossers, fighting all the time. It has Denis Leary and Kevin Spacey and Glynis Johns from Mary Poppins and it's a hoot. The soundtrack by David A Stewart from the Eurythmics is pretty good too. 
https://youtu.be/Z8gdh_1f3ss

7. The Holiday 

I know it's not exactly all Christmas but it does finish with Christmas. And really it's all about one thing - Jude Law *swoon* The scenes with Jude Law's onscreen daughters are adorable and Jack Black's video store movie score demonstration to Kate Winslet is funny as! Speaking of scores, the track Maestro from this lovely score by Hans Zimmer is my dream figure skating program! 


6. Love Actually 

Again, this movie is about the lead up to Christmas,  not so much Christmas itself but it is most decidedly festive. I love the different stories, particularly Colin Firth and the Portugese housekeeper and of course Hugh Grant because he always makes me laugh. Hate the Kiera Knightley bit though...thought she was a mole. My favourite bit was little Thomas Sangster's crush singing the world's most cheesy Christmas pop song. Love it! 


5. While You Were Sleeping 

As I said earlier, Aussies can't really relate to wintery Christmas movies but it doesn't mean we can't dream of having one. This movie makes me long for a white Christmas. The family scenes in this movie are hilarious, relatable and made all the more enjoyable by Peter Boyle and Glynis Johns (again!). Egg nog, snow, walks along lit up Chicago streets, receiving winter gloves for Christmas.... all on my bucket list! And the whole story is pretty cute too. 



4. Home Alone 

Hahaha! Love this movie. I dream of living in a house and street like this! Macauley Culkin was ever so slightly annoying but cute nonetheless. The story is silly, totally unrealistic but everytime I hear Trepak or Carol of the Bells or Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree, I think of this movie.  



3. The Snowman 

This beautiful dialogue free short cartoon was a favourite of mine as a kid. We had it on Beta tape! It tells the story of a lonely little boy who builds a snowman which comes to life and takes him on a flying adventure. The score by Howard Blake featuring Aled Jones is stunning - "Walking In The Air" for example is a beauty. And it always left me sad as (spoiler ahead!) the snowman melts, effectively dying, and leaving the little boy devastasted. It's definitely worth a watch if you haven't already seen it!


2. A Mom For Christmas 

I don't have many Christmas traditions, aside from small ones like Mum's salty salad, listening to the Bee Gees and talking about poo at the dinner table. But this was a tradition for many years in our house. This slightly terrible made-for-TV movie with Olivia Newton John was played every year the week of Christmas and we LOVED it. They've since stopped playing it but that's ok because I was sad enough to actually buy the dvd. The acting is atrocious, the story ridiculous but that is what makes it oh so satisfying. 



1. The Muppet Christmas Carol. 

It's the Muppets, Michael Caine and a classic story all in one movie. What is not to love! I love everything about it. My absolute favourite! It's worth it for this scene alone! Watch it!